The Queendom of Rep TV is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Phuwin Tangsakyuen with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.635 billion Reptivians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benovere. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rep TVian economy, worth 289 trillion Karmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,962 Karmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rep TV's national animal is the Merolyn Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phutangism.

Rep TV is ranked 50,031^st in the world and 74^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,916.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.